Over the last few months, or even the last few years it has seemed that the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Nothing but bad news, worse news and even suckier news. Just been waiting for something good to happen. Something that would uplift the entire world. Then it happened. I heard a news story and had to check it out. I found this video, watched it, and decided that all is right with the world again. Things just can’t get any better. Anyone who wants to make this a better world can sign the petition here.
Feeling Distant From God
4 months ago
11 comments:
And I thought the world was in trouble when they accepted Syncronized Swimming into the Olympics.
Oh hell yes! Oh hell yes! Why not? Not just because I'm a dude but some of those moves take someone who is in damned good shape.
Wholly shit bro! Think about all the cool, out of this world, moves that are going to be coming out of this. (Verification word is "hoard", mwhahahahahahahahah)
Doesn't seem all that different from parallel bars? Put two stripper, errr...sorry, "Dancing" poles together about 5 feet apart...whoa! I'm gonna start working on my moves now.
Did I already say "Hell yeah!!!"
i need a pole >:-)
MQ01, errr...I'm sure there are alot of dudes out there more than willing to give you a pole to swing on. Damn...just couldn't help myself.
rotfl :)
Let me know if I've got this right...a pole, music, beautiful woman, costume stays on, no alcohol, and she is gonna get a medal? And you want me to sign a petition to help make this possible?
Naawwwwww, I'm gonna have to pass. It's been a while, but in the strip club days I only went for the cold adult beverage, but did look on occasion because it was in the old days before big, flat screen TVs. I think those memories should stay intact.
I will have a word with some people I know in the IOC. The ones that I know will like this.....!
“D-Day”: Just wait. Some day we’ll get ‘Synchronized HD Kick Starting” in there. That’ll be the day.
Dave: I understand there might be a opening for a Judge. You can apply at 1-900-BIG-POLE.
mq01: Um…(Thinking)…Yea, what Dave said.
(I ain’t touching that with a 10’ pole!)
AZHD: Was it the part about the clothes staying on that got to you? Purest!
Gary: See if they can get it in the Winter Games. Outside of course. :)
I'm all for it. I am a retired machine repairman who would come out of retirement to maintain those polls. They will need some real close inspection and I'm sure I could handle that just fine. I'd have to put my nose to the grindstone as they say. But I stiff out any cheaters and keep it honest. Cause I'm just that kinda guy.
Webster: I guess if a ‘job’ would get you out of retirement, ‘Pole Inspector’ would be the one. I’d even work for free.
Me too.
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