Some people read palms. Some read tealeaves. Some read taro cards. Some can’t read. Me, I read cannabis seeds. I just tossed my seeds and studied the message they held. It was a frighten sight indeed. I wish I hadn’t done it. What the mystical seeds revealed was that in the next three weeks the Market will crash and loose about 25%! How’s that for hump-day pick-me up?
Now the magical seed have never been wrong. They’ve predicted everything from the demise of the dinosaurs to the birth of Harley. So you know this is the real deal. Not some hocus-pocus, mumbo-jumbo crap.
Photo hy-jacked from the web. Honest Officer, that shit ain’t mine. Someone put it there.
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