Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Happy Hump Day

Some people read palms. Some read tealeaves. Some read taro cards. Some can’t read. Me, I read cannabis seeds. I just tossed my seeds and studied the message they held. It was a frighten sight indeed. I wish I hadn’t done it. What the mystical seeds revealed was that in the next three weeks the Market will crash and loose about 25%! How’s that for hump-day pick-me up?



Now the magical seed have never been wrong. They’ve predicted everything from the demise of the dinosaurs to the birth of Harley. So you know this is the real deal. Not some hocus-pocus, mumbo-jumbo crap.


Photo hy-jacked from the web. Honest Officer, that shit ain’t mine. Someone put it there.

8 comments:

WooleyBugger said...

ummm, yes, it's just birdseed for my birdfeeder that I hung with the hemp rope from Lowes. I had no idea...really!!!

chessie said...

If I remember correctly.... You want to pick out the dark seeds with darker splotches... those light brown seeds are "dead".
Ah the days of old...

Lady Ridesalot said...

Who's got the tiller??

ratone said...

You sure you were standing on the right side of the table..but I would bet they are right,,

mq01 said...

hmmm, market crash and down 25%? damn. heard of dean baker? he talked about it being another 2 yrs of shit. why am i hungry now? :)

Mr. Motorcycle said...

You never credited a photo before. Why start now? Oh, I know to cover up the fact that those seeds are yours! LOL!

Dean "D-Day" said...

Happy Hump Day....

Didn't you mean "Happy Hemp Day"?

Willy D said...

Wooley: Now I know why the birds keep laughing at my cats. Maybe I put the wrong stuff in their feeder.

chessie: Is that the voice of experience speaking?

Lady R: And a doctors note.

rat: I could have used cat poop, dog poop, or rocks. They’d all say the same thing; we’re screwed.

mq01: Only 2 years? I didn’t think we’d get off that easy.

Mr. M: Damn! You busted me!

“D-Day”: No. I meant Hump on Happy Hemp Day.