Sunday, November 21, 2010

Doing My Part


Now that CA has it’s dumb EPA bike muffler law, I figured I’d do my part and try to comply. Hell, I’m the most law-abiding citizen you’ll ever meet. So I took a set of heat shields off a ’08 and stuck them on the end of the drag pipes on the Shovel. That’s as far as I’m willing to go with this dumb-ass law. In my mind it’s now ’08 EPA compliant. Friggen genius ain’t it!

But this kind of intellectual reasoning comes at great pains. It also puts some strange thoughts in your head. Like the Easter Bunny. I have a sneaky suspicion that the Easter Bunny is the illegitimate kid of Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Think about it. Makes perfect sense. The Fairy spends all her time bent over a bed and Santa love tight spaces. Seems to me that they met up a few times over the years. Where do you think all those little elves came from?

Since they serve no purpose and look pretty strange, I think I’ll leave them on.

9 comments:

Twitch said...

Is this the tooth fairy you were talking about? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510/

ratone said...

Now that took some thinking..damn...good thing with most laws in our wonderful state..were broke and don't have anyone to enforce them..gonna wait for the ticket...

WooleyBugger said...

Oh Wow man! "Where" can I get me a pair of those?

Heard a Christmas song today by some tart about being lonely and wanting Santa Baby to "Come" down her chimney. I somehow see a hidden message in the lyrica of that song. lmao

Ya know why elves work so much don't cha. Living up there with no women except Mrs. Clause and that's hands off so all that pent up energy has to go somewhere. Now you know why half the shit breaks a few days after christmas. Santa, what a slave lord he is.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Cunning and deceiving. Good one. Wonder if it'll work?

Dean "D-Day" said...

Give me another stupid law and show you dozens of ingenious individuals who will figure out a way around it.

My respect, brother.

Brady said...

Tell us how you really feel ;)

I get these laws and I don't. I get them when someone blasts through my neighborhood at 3 a.m. I don't get them when I'm in the country winding it up catching bugs in my teeth. Not much to do now but move, I guess.

Brady
Behind Bars - Motorcycles and Life

WooleyBugger said...

No new posts can mean only one thing, Evidently the Dr. is on an extended vacation; Perhaps at the North Pole working on Saint Nicks sled.

KT Did said...

Loud horns save lives...maybe even the Toothfairy's?! I'm going to loudesttruckhorn.com :)

Baron's Life said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
All the best for 2011