Sunday, December 26, 2010

Bah Humbug!

That’s right bah humbug! This Christmas bites. I feel more like the Grinch form Dr. Seuss. So here’s my cheerful holiday BS message for everyone.

Here’s the scoop. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a blog. But there’s a good reason. The reason is “I’ve got a big mouth”. A little more that a month ago I went to a city council meeting to vent about the morons in charge. As Mr. Mayor was explaining his wisdom to the masses, I suggested a nice dark, warm place he could stick his ideas where they would harm no one butt him. Well it seems that Mr. Mayor can’t take constructive criticism and ask the nice Mr. Policeman to escort me out of the building for the rest of the meeting. No problem, I’ll be back for the next one. He walks me outside ‘and’ gives me a ticket for disorderly conduct. Prick!

Three days later I go to municipal court to pay the fine. The Judge says $100 fine. OK, I did it, I’ll pay it. But then this little shit judge, (that I know is buddy-buddy with Mr. Mayor), starts to lecture me about respect for public officials and blah blah blah all that crap. Well I’m there to pay a fine not listen to his rant. So I suggested that he join Mr. Mayor in his never-ending quest to remove his head from his ass. For some reason he considered that contempt and changed the fine to $300 or 30 days. I asked him if that meant I could live on county welfare for 30 days? He asked me if I was paying the fine. I said nope. He banged his stick and said ’30 days’ and I need to report to the jail Monday by 3:00 PM.

Well I’ve got all kinds of time-off saved. So arrangements are made and off on vacation we go. Turned out to be 17 days in my tax money paid hotel. But now I’m back and I’ll probably be even more dangerous now that I’m a public nuisance and a menace to society and all that stuff.

I want to thank the local Bloggers for not spilling the beans before I had a chance to tell my side of the story. Not that there really is any sides to it. Just a guy that has little if any trust in politicians. Screw them all, bah humbug! Pretty soon they’ll want to ban bikers from all public meetings.

And on a different note, I have a comment for someone. You know who you are. WTF is wrong with you? There’s an order to things in the universe. Why did you try to change them? You can stop to piss. You can stop to gas. You can stop to eat. You can’t stop just because it’s raining! That’s just wrong. It’s against everything in the Biker Code of Conduct. That’s like fooling with Mother Nature. Only bad things can happen when try to change the natural order of things.

26 comments:

Baron's Life said...

and here I was thinking you cried easily...17 days in the bunker... not bad...how was the food? did you get marital visits? Did you watch TV?
Are u serious ...did they sequester you just for expressing an opinion?
$300 gets you 30 days...thats' a bargain at $10/day...breakfast, lunch, dinner and I assume entertainment included.Tell us more bud.
Was the facility co-ed or just hard core criminals looking at your where the sun don't shine spot?
I can't imagine the hardship you went through but you now r a graduate of the school of hard knocks...!

FLHX_Dave said...

Heh...This is why, when the mayor comes to the shop to have an open forum, you are not invited!...it's hard time bro and none of us can afford bail.

I told you to stay out of those city council meetings...some of us just won't ever learn.

Baron's Life said...

Hey...may not be legal...but I think we can all roll in there and remove the Mayor and the apparently corrupt Judge who threw our friend in the whole for 17 days...don't get mad...just get even is my motto

Anonymous said...

marital visit h*** I thought he was on a long hobo run
Mrs D

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Trouble maker. Sounds like you are one of those 1%ers. LOL! Glad you made it out of the Pokey alive and asshole intact.

ratone said...

Damn Brother good for you..they ever hear of the constitution in that burg.....

and ya Dave listen to your bro...

mq01 said...

ya know, i was trying to figure out the best way to tell a certain someone that mother nature always wins...well when she wants too anyway ;)

willyD, this really pisses me off. im so sorry. its really a shame and maddening that we are surrounded by assholes in office that dont respect or appreciate We The People, the very people that they represent and that pays their salary. that they dont support freedom of speech. that they dont value our opinions and freedoms to choose. im sorry that they would instead support censorship, unlawful detainment, violating civil rights, and beating down of the people instead :( its a fucking sorry state of affairs :(

instead of old crony ripoff con-artist jackholes in office, i say; willyD for president!

Webster World said...

Can't blame ya. They are all crooks. Well 99% of them. And alls ok as long as there is sound when you fart.

Willy D said...

Baron: I kind of like oatmeal and bologna sandwiches. I graduated from that school long ago. This ain’t my first trip to the funny-farm.

Dave: Thanks for reminding me. I need to find out if he’s having any more of those out in the public meetings. This could be fun.

Baron #2: Don’t get rid of them. That would ruin my fun.

Anonymous (Wifey): Nope. Just a ho-run.

Mr. M: I never said it was intact, just attached.

ratone: The first official duty of all the folks getting sworn in at noon on Jan. 3rd, (20th Amendment), is to read the U.S. Constitution. I sure hope it’s not a first for any of them.

mq01: A lady always wins.

Nothing to do with freedom of speech or anything, just the way I did it. Remember George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on the radio? I think they apply to council meetings also. Just think, if it weren’t for civil disobedience we’d be celebrating ‘Boxing Day’.

Webster: 99.9%. And I don’t fart.

Anonymous said...

webster trust me he does fart

Baron's Life said...

Yeah we all fart...but does he sond lke a tennor ir a bass

Big Daddy said...

Way to go Bro...I'm proud as hell to have Brothers that Stand for something.

Dean "D-Day" said...

Sad to say, but it doesn't surprise me about the People's Republic of California. Even sadder, this is starting to be the regular M.O. of most places.

You may have taken the "civil" out of the "civil disobedience" but I'm damn proud of you brother.

WooleyBugger said...

Man this bites ass but you stood on your principal ground. Oh sure, they can shove crap down our throats but don't you dare try to make your point and shove their crap back at them. Sounds like your living in Nazi germany where free speach and thought about Government gets you the grey bar motel. But wait, does our constitution (Bill of rights)not protect and in fact tell us we have a right to speak out against they Government without fear of reprisal. However this is more like a suppression of speach. Hmmm, me thinks your locals have just infringed on your rights.

I looked back at my comment on your last post and HOLY chit! I made reference to an "Extended Vacation" Now I've scared myself.

KT Did said...

This makes me angry. Really angry! The City Council is there FOR ALL. Not just them. I have been in front of a few council meetings and I have walked away calling it the "Nazi Zone". I would take it to the media and tell them your story. Don't let it roll off. Just hearing this cries front page!

Willy D said...

Anonymous: You sniffing my butt?

Baron: More like popcorn popping.

Big D: And the rest; “or you’ll fall for anything”.

Dean: The PRC is a strange place. But wait till MoonBeam gets in office. Could be interesting.

Wooley: Yes it’s your fault. Could you post a comment about me winning the lottery?

KT: I would, but there’s more stuff I want to do. Sometimes you can get more done if you do it in the shadows. It’s all in the timing.

IHG said...

Did you ever know that you are my HERO!?!!! Way to stick up for what you believe in. You have some balls there Doc Wrench!!!

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