Saturday, March 14, 2009

The EPA Has Crossed The Line!

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there were two motorcycles. A big burley boy bike and a little petite girl bike. They would spend their days chasing each other around their island paradise sniffing each other’s exhaust pipes. Nights would often find them flashing their taillights. During full moons their turn signals were always on four-way. It was a wonderful life.

One day a EPA ship loaded with DOT pirate scooters found their island. They had come for the little petite girl bike. Her full set of bodacious cams and hot shapely exhaust were outlawed. The big burley boy bike was powerless to stop them. There were too many. They broke his clutch cable, flattened his tires and jammed his primary. He sat there on his bent kickstand and watched her flashing taillight fade on the horizon. Life sucked.
OK. Maybe I'm loosing it. But the bike's on the lift with the may-pop rear tire on the ground. I can't pick up a new tire until 9 AM tomorrow. I'm bored, my minds wandering, and I'm having thoughts about thinking. It's making my brain hurt!


Lady Ridesalot said...

Well, welcome to my world of boredom! We've had so much rain since yesterday morning, I'm thinking I need to start the Arc! It's a good thing I know how to swim!

Anonymous said...

Surely that is just part one? lol

Dean "D-Day" said...

Ok, well, that just shows that I'm losing it too then. I found your little story quite entertaining.

Willy D said...

Lady R: An arc with duel V Twins outboards would be bitchin’.

Torch: Part one of what? My mind meltdown?

“D-Day”: Brother, you’ve already lost it. But: ONLY 16 DAYS ‘TILL RIDING SEASON ;)

Ann said...

I enjoyed it, too! What does that say about me? LOL!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Hopefully you got your new tire by now.

FLHX_Dave said... friend have been sniffing the tailpipe of that little hot girl bike!

I enjoyed your little rant. I want a part two where the boy bike gets fixed by a master mechanic and goes out and kicks scooter ass!

Your a sick man.

Willy D said...

Ann: That was a “chick flick story” you should enjoy it. Dean just has cabin fever from all the snow ;)

Mr. M: Up and running.

Dave: Part two? OK. Just for you Bro.

Part II
The boy bikes chases after the ship. He soon discovers that bikes can’t swim and drowns. The End.

Baron's Life said...

Hey so what's the story here..I'm a little slow and short in all