Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Originally I was just going to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and leave it at that. I guess I can still do that; Merry Christmas everyone!

But then the voices in my head started talking and no matter how much kool-aid I drank they wouldn’t shut up. And since Political Correctness isn’t in my vocabulary, I couldn’t resist taking a jab at some of my favorite people. Love them or hate them, you have to admire them for being consistent. Consistently not listing to what the people that pay their salaries say.

T’was the night before Health Care and all through the House,
Nancy was whoring like a queer little mouse.

The Senate was snug in their warm office beds,
While visions of botox danced in their heads.

Her stockings were hung from her shoulder with care,
In hopes that a new vote would be in her rear.

She wandered the Halls looking for votes,
She found one outside taking a toke.

She gagged and she swallowed she spit and she swished,
She now had the vote right there in her fist.

The deal is now done she proclaimed with a grin,
As the last vote she needed ran down her chin.

***Any similarities to any persons living or dead are purely accidental***
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Fight. Ho Ho Ho!

Back on the government “watch list” I go.


mq01 said...

ho ho ho...merry christmas!! :)

Arizona Harley Dude said...

As the last vote she needed ran down her chin indeed. That and 100 billion dollars for some pet project in some little hole of a state. Politics....ain't life sweet when it is better to get than give.

Happy Holidays to all of you up there in NoCal,

MeanDonnaJean said...

I somehow get the CRAZY notion that THAT wasn't just plain ol' kool-aid u were drinkin'. But...if U say so! ;-)

Happy holidays, Doc.

Road captain said...

Does everyone in Californiua hear voices in their heads?

Willy D said...

mq01: were you calling me a ho?

AZHD: At this point I think we’d be lucky if was only 100 billion shot to shit.

MDJ: I’ll drink kool aid, just not government kool aid.

RC: Yep. It’s those mandatory state government implants.

FLHX_Dave said...

That....was....just wrong...and sorta exciting. Now I know how anyone can get my vote. Hell, I would even get other people to vote for some of that...yeah...errr...I wouldn't do it for money though...does that make me NOT a whore...maybe just a skank.