Why do cats do this? The second the garage door opens they run outside and roll around on the cold concrete. I prefer rolling around on a nice warm carpet. Is there something in the water? Should I ease up on the catnip? Or are all cats just weird? They look like they’re having a bad catnip flashback or something. Inquiring minds want to know.
Feeling Distant From God
4 months ago
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Willy D,
You got my attention with that title. I am speechless after reading the post, sorry.
I've been trying to figure Pussys motives for years....No closer today than when I started.
But I'll keep poking for the answer..;]
Finally... You ask about something I can help ya with! LOL!
Your lovely pussy's are letting you know how much they love and trust you. They're inviting you to play with them, caress them and stroke them.
Believe me, they are paying you the ultimate compliment... you should feel privileged.
Just remember this... pay attention to your pussy, and your pussy will always love you back!
PS... You have two very nice looking pussies.
I thought they shaved pussies in Cali. Ahhhh Hell, what do I know?
Don't know that I can add much here. Big D thinks like most of us men. And Lady R I have chased my pussy around the house a lot. Damn can they run when you really really want to catch them. So I do get my daily work out.
It's all been said. I'm speechless.
rotfl azhd
guess i gotta pull out the pussy rules tshirt now... :) lol...
Not that I'm the all knowing guru of pussy...but I think I have this figured out. LadyR has some of this covered...however, the pavement in the garage is very smooth...the pavement outside it more rough, which satisfies the 'cat scratch fever' better.
The answer is; Your pussy likes it rough. I would take up the invitation to play in that case.
Oh yeah AZHD...most pussy is shaved in Cali...now we know what WillyD prefers. mwhahahahahaha
First off, some of you, and you know who you are, have your minds in the gutter. May I suggest that you run right out and get a copy of “Pussy For Dummies”. You’ll be surprised at how little you know about pussies. Unless of course, you’re the one that wrote the book on pussy. In that case, could you please send me a copy?
Electra Glide: Remember that “Don’t judge a book by its cover” thing?
Big D: Something tells me we’re not talking about the same thing. Did you write that book?
Lady R: You f’ing crack me up! I’m not sure if you’re serious or not. So in that case, I’ll be extra nice to ‘all’ my pussies tonight.
AZHD: They used to. But the SPCA, (State Pussy Collective Association), opened their big mouths and put a stop to it.
Webster: It’s easier to catch them if you run around the house necked. Try it!
Mr. M: Good thing. Because we know that your mind is in the ‘toilet’:)
mq01: Wear that tee-shirt proudly. Because it’s true!
Dave: Guess I’ll go get me some of that cement with the big pebbles in it. Just not looking forward to using a hammer and chisel to get it off me.
Willy D... LOL! Wouldn't you like to know! Here's a clue. Check out this web site.
http://www.sniksnak.com/cathealth/whydo.html
About half way down the page, you'll notice, my comment is practically word for word their answer for why cats do that.
And just for the record... I have three pussies running around here, besides my own... I know a thing or two about taking care of pussies!! Muwahahahaha... purrrrrr!
Lady R: I checked out that web site. Some fascinating stuff there. Now I know how to communicate with my pussy.
I’m also pretty sure I know which one of this bunch is going to be the ‘crazy cat lady’ in thirty years ;)
I brought a cute little pussy home once years ago but the wife wasn't having none of that and made be get rid of her. She was fun to play with though while it lasted.
WooleyBugger: That sure is wide open to interpretation. It’s either no cats or no competition. Either way; no fur-ball for you!
He he he, yea! Some women are funny that way, I don't get it. Sure was soft and cuddly though and could purrrr.
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