Sunday, November 2, 2008

What Do The Bikes Think ?

We here at BS Performance Systems are becoming increasingly concerned that the two-timing and lustful actions of our CFO / HMFIC will only get worse. We have heard all of his reasons and excuses for this type of behaviour. But we want the other side of the story. We want to know what the bikes think.



So after a recent factory demo test ride, we had our chance. We rounded up the test bike, a '09 Street Glide named "Whore". The forsaken "Tramp", a always faithful '08 Street Glide and the cheating, snake in the grass "Dave". We went to a top secret location that no ordinary folks are ever allowed in.



We wanted to know what the bikes thought of their rider. So we interviewed Whore first, then Tramp. They were asked to be completely open and honest. We then showed both the Whore, and Tramp interviews to Dave before he gave us his comments.



Warning! Some of this is very disturbing. The heart and soul of a bike is not something to be toyed with.





12 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I LOVE IT! That was really creative, however, I think you just showed us that you clearly have too much time on your hands!

Lady R (Di) said...

Giggle! This was funny. It's refreshing to have some unique entertainment for a change! Keep up the good work.

Ann said...

That was excellent! Sick and twisted...I loved it!

However, the time you spent on this video could have been time spent riding! ;)

B.B. said...

I'm dying here. I think I just woke Riley up I'm laughing so hard!
P.S.- Tell the interviewer she did a great job! :)

Dean "D-Day" said...

That's freakin' awesome! I love a good laugh on a Monday morning. Thanx!

B.B. said...

Oh yeah...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lady R (Di) said...

I just read your comment on Papa J's birthday. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too. I hope you have a very nice day today! Woo Hoo!

FLHX_Dave said...

Now I am trying to figure out where you found the time to put that one together. LOL! I laughed so hard that I almost lost that burrito I just ate. That was pretty creative. No one can say you don't have a sense of humor.

Happy birthday brother!

Anonymous said...

Too funny! Great one...wher do you guys come up with this stuff??

Willy D said...

mr. motorcycle, lady r, ann, b.b.,d-day, dave, mrs rc:Thanks, it's all in the mind, or what's left of it. If your laptop has a touch screen, you can ride and play at the same time.

TRT said...

Funny stuff!!! You should put this stuff on Youtube.

Ann said...

And because I missed it: Happy birthday! I hope it was great! :)