Sporty Goes To Washington

Now that we all know what kind of politicians we have running this country, I've decided it’s time we had a “new” kind of public official. One that puts Bikers Rights before all the dumb shit. Things like protecting the carrot nosed snowmen of West Virginia. Hey, I bet they melt come spring anyway. No matter how many millions of dollars of dry ice you shove up their butts. Or the ever popular, cute and fuzzy, three legged field mouse of California. If they had any brains, they would know it was my cat, not nature that created that species.

While sitting here this mourning with my first cup of caffeine, I heard a statement on the radio I thought was pretty far out there. It sounded so stupid; I’m not even going to check on it. While being interviewed, the new Senator from NY, don’t know her name – don’t care, said she is going to write legislation on gun trafficking because, Quote: “There is no federal legislation which addresses gun trafficking” end quote. WTF! Is she saying that there is not one federal law saying gun trafficking is a no-no? Either she’s been living under a rock, or our lawmakers are a whole lot dumber than I thought. OK, that had nothing to do with anything. Just heard it on the radio, and even half awake thought it was amusing.

So back to my candidate. This is my grass-roots effort to get the right kind of politician elected. One who puts our interest ahead of their own.

OK. I know it’s dumb and lame. But I was bored.