Saturday, July 10, 2010

Really Dumb Question

“I wake up in the morning and I know it’s going to be good if I stick out my elbows and they don’t pump wood”. That’s a line from a song I just heard. Good damn song. Heard it on KPIG radio. Something about that line bothered me; ‘What’s he talking about?’ Is he talking about waking up and pushing up on the inside of a wood coffin? Or, is he talking about the other kind of wood? The kind of wood that’s the scourge of women everywhere that like to sleep late when daddy likes to get up early?

18 comments:

FLHX_Dave said...

shit dude, that's easy. He's a lumber jack and it's his day off...either that or he's a human smash rag for gay porn and it's his day off.

Lady Ridesalot said...

WTF... Sunday morning... reading blogs... and your talking about morning wood. (and I'm laughing about it!)

Geesh!

Watch out for splinters! LOL!

mq01 said...

ummm...hmmm...ummm... :)

Webster World said...

I'd like to thing he woke to a BIG smile on his face:)

BlackstoneBill said...

Sorry but the song goes don't bump wood. Pumping wood in the morning sounds good though.

http://ww.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=128414699

Willy D said...

Dave: Is it your day off?

Lady R: I ain’t the one who has to watch out for splinters.

mq01: Say what?

Webster: And probably single.

Bill: I had a thought that someone would tell who did the song. Perfect. Now I can listen again. Thanks.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Willy... HA!! That's your story and your sticking to it, heh? LOL!

BTW... Mq01 said... ummm... hmmm... ummm. Wassa matta... you got sawdust in your eyes?? LOL!!

Willy D said...

Lady R: Yep, and wood shavings all over the floor!

mq01 said...

cough cough, errrr, choking, sorry, damn chips and dust. LOL!...

Willy D said...

mq01: That’s just wrong girl.

FLHX_Dave said...

MQ01 needs to stop putting wood in her mouth.

Willy D said...

I’m not even going to ask how you know that Dave. And if you get bitch-slapped, I’ll laugh my ass off.

mq01 said...

rotfl

mq01 said...

just blame ladyR, she started it ;)

Lady Ridesalot said...

who... me?? ;]

Need I remind everybody... it's the beavers who like the wood! LOL!

Willy D said...

Now now girls. If there’s going to be a catfight, can someone PLEASE video it for me?

mq01 said...

LMAO!!!!! :) gotta luv ladyR! lol! ...walking away shaking head and laughing, hard...

Willy D said...

But I still get a copy of the video, right? LOL