OK all you commie pinko bastards out there; the Doc’s got a prescription for what ails you. All you gotta’ do is read it, quite your bitchin’ and get involved.
Got me a box of 50 copies. Bet I could dress like a bum, stand on a street corner and sell them at $5 a pop. Not a bad return on 25 bucks. It may come to that some day, but for now these are give-a-ways.
So here’s the sales pitch: If you respond in the next 10 minutes, I’ll mail one to anybody that wants one. Just e-mail the info. Send a blank, signed check, or a credit card number, and I’ll autograph it. That should up the value by a nickel in about 100 years. I’ll also accept winning lottery tickets or food-stamps. Only 46 left at this insane low price. Keep in mind that if I get in trouble for sending contraband through the mail, I’ll expect bail money.
Got me a box of 50 copies. Bet I could dress like a bum, stand on a street corner and sell them at $5 a pop. Not a bad return on 25 bucks. It may come to that some day, but for now these are give-a-ways.
So here’s the sales pitch: If you respond in the next 10 minutes, I’ll mail one to anybody that wants one. Just e-mail the info. Send a blank, signed check, or a credit card number, and I’ll autograph it. That should up the value by a nickel in about 100 years. I’ll also accept winning lottery tickets or food-stamps. Only 46 left at this insane low price. Keep in mind that if I get in trouble for sending contraband through the mail, I’ll expect bail money.
8 comments:
my kinda contraband :) we'll have to ride soon!
Thanks for my copy brother!
Hey...I think you have had the wrench wench long enough. I see you have messed up her hair.
(I guess you have better tools than I do...that's why she won't come home.)
mq01: Sure, come pick-up your free copy. How you liking this 70 degree weather?
Dave: You’ll have to fight the cat for wrench wench. Why do you think it sleeps in the garage? Just wait ‘till they have little four-legged, blond haired wench kittens. Should make for some good eating for Rex.
70 degrees? WHERE? damn i need move... ;)
Hey! I for sure wanna copy. I said it before, earlier, on your other post, on here, well not here but on the other post you did, ya know, on getting a copy.
Wooley: Send the address and it’s yours. (E-mail link in profile).
I got mine, I got mine. Nana nana boo boo.
RYC: "Then again, my GPS is how much gas I’ve got in the tank..."
I'm with YOU, hun. To HELL with all these darn contraptions they've got nowadays anyway ;-)
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