Friday, January 14, 2011

Special Delivery


OK all you commie pinko bastards out there; the Doc’s got a prescription for what ails you. All you gotta’ do is read it, quite your bitchin’ and get involved.

Got me a box of 50 copies. Bet I could dress like a bum, stand on a street corner and sell them at $5 a pop. Not a bad return on 25 bucks. It may come to that some day, but for now these are give-a-ways.

So here’s the sales pitch: If you respond in the next 10 minutes, I’ll mail one to anybody that wants one. Just e-mail the info. Send a blank, signed check, or a credit card number, and I’ll autograph it. That should up the value by a nickel in about 100 years. I’ll also accept winning lottery tickets or food-stamps. Only 46 left at this insane low price. Keep in mind that if I get in trouble for sending contraband through the mail, I’ll expect bail money.

8 comments:

mq01 said...

my kinda contraband :) we'll have to ride soon!

FLHX_Dave said...

Thanks for my copy brother!

Hey...I think you have had the wrench wench long enough. I see you have messed up her hair.

(I guess you have better tools than I do...that's why she won't come home.)

Willy D said...

mq01: Sure, come pick-up your free copy. How you liking this 70 degree weather?

Dave: You’ll have to fight the cat for wrench wench. Why do you think it sleeps in the garage? Just wait ‘till they have little four-legged, blond haired wench kittens. Should make for some good eating for Rex.

mq01 said...

70 degrees? WHERE? damn i need move... ;)

WooleyBugger said...

Hey! I for sure wanna copy. I said it before, earlier, on your other post, on here, well not here but on the other post you did, ya know, on getting a copy.

Willy D said...

Wooley: Send the address and it’s yours. (E-mail link in profile).

WooleyBugger said...

I got mine, I got mine. Nana nana boo boo.

MeanDonnaJean said...

RYC: "Then again, my GPS is how much gas I’ve got in the tank..."

I'm with YOU, hun. To HELL with all these darn contraptions they've got nowadays anyway ;-)