Sunday, November 15, 2009

Follow The Pussy

This might sound strange but it’s true! I swear on a stack of Shovelheads that it’s true! One of my cats came up to me and said that she’s seen all the useless junk I put on my blog and all I do is waste my time in the garage screwing with the bikes. At first I thought it was weird that she knew what a blog was. I didn’t think a cat was awake long enough to do any reading. But then the other two cats walked over and said they do lots of stuff when no one’s home. Who’d a thunk it. Cats actually don’t sleep all day!

So I asked what they wanted. They went over to the corner and got in a little cat football huddle. They came back and said: Look bozo, if you want some really good footage get your camera and follow us around for awhile. We’ll show ya how to have fun. I said ok I’ll bite, lets go. By the time I got my camera they were all sleeping and I had to wake them up. Maybe I’ll wake up soon. I think I’m dreaming.


11 comments:

Learning to Golf said...

Brother, you need to get out and ride.

The cats are OK and all, but couldn't you have made a video on how to change the air in the tires or something?

Lady R (Di) said...

I loved it... even the neighbor's cat who wont go home!

Your Belle looks just like my Romeo, and I have a calico named Scrappy cause she came from the scrap yard. Take a look at my side bar toward the bottom and you'll see a pic of my three.

I never would have fancied you a cat man but hey, now we know who really rules the roost at your place.

mq01 said...

hmmm, torties and jim beam, yup... that makes sense :)

i was just prowling a rescue org myself...

i think this means we really MUST ride more ;)

FLHX_Dave said...

Wholly crap brother! That's a whole lotta' pussy! I did that same thing over the weekend. I got pissed about not getting out so I cleaned my house then did a video under the influence...I gotta' put it up now.

Willy D said...

AHD: Actually I’m about half done with a video on rotating the spokes. Makes the rims last longer don’t you know ;)

Lady R: Maybe Belle and Romeo should hook up and make little fur-balls. I live with two women, my wife and daughter. I have very little choice in “ruling” anything.

mq01: I thought you had a kitty? All of them came from the SPCA.

Dave: You did the same thing? You were chasing “my” pussy? Hope you got a PTD!

MeanDonnaJean said...

Okay now....whatever the hell it was that U were just smokin', *I* want some of it TOO!

Willy D said...

MDJ: It’s that catnip you get at the government health clinic.

"Joker" said...

I was tense through the entire production waiting for an "America's Funniest Home Videos" style shot of the cat's claws grabbing Willy's family jewels. Thank goodness we were spared that!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I know why you did it. Cats are amazingly entertaining. I've got two of the little F'ers.

Willy D said...

“Joker”: How’d you get into my “private” video stash?

Mr. M: Yes they are. One of them is a cat-nip-aholic.

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