This might sound strange but it’s true! I swear on a stack of Shovelheads that it’s true! One of my cats came up to me and said that she’s seen all the useless junk I put on my blog and all I do is waste my time in the garage screwing with the bikes. At first I thought it was weird that she knew what a blog was. I didn’t think a cat was awake long enough to do any reading. But then the other two cats walked over and said they do lots of stuff when no one’s home. Who’d a thunk it. Cats actually don’t sleep all day!
So I asked what they wanted. They went over to the corner and got in a little cat football huddle. They came back and said: Look bozo, if you want some really good footage get your camera and follow us around for awhile. We’ll show ya how to have fun. I said ok I’ll bite, lets go. By the time I got my camera they were all sleeping and I had to wake them up. Maybe I’ll wake up soon. I think I’m dreaming.
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4 months ago
11 comments:
Brother, you need to get out and ride.
The cats are OK and all, but couldn't you have made a video on how to change the air in the tires or something?
I loved it... even the neighbor's cat who wont go home!
Your Belle looks just like my Romeo, and I have a calico named Scrappy cause she came from the scrap yard. Take a look at my side bar toward the bottom and you'll see a pic of my three.
I never would have fancied you a cat man but hey, now we know who really rules the roost at your place.
hmmm, torties and jim beam, yup... that makes sense :)
i was just prowling a rescue org myself...
i think this means we really MUST ride more ;)
Wholly crap brother! That's a whole lotta' pussy! I did that same thing over the weekend. I got pissed about not getting out so I cleaned my house then did a video under the influence...I gotta' put it up now.
AHD: Actually I’m about half done with a video on rotating the spokes. Makes the rims last longer don’t you know ;)
Lady R: Maybe Belle and Romeo should hook up and make little fur-balls. I live with two women, my wife and daughter. I have very little choice in “ruling” anything.
mq01: I thought you had a kitty? All of them came from the SPCA.
Dave: You did the same thing? You were chasing “my” pussy? Hope you got a PTD!
Okay now....whatever the hell it was that U were just smokin', *I* want some of it TOO!
MDJ: It’s that catnip you get at the government health clinic.
I was tense through the entire production waiting for an "America's Funniest Home Videos" style shot of the cat's claws grabbing Willy's family jewels. Thank goodness we were spared that!
I know why you did it. Cats are amazingly entertaining. I've got two of the little F'ers.
“Joker”: How’d you get into my “private” video stash?
Mr. M: Yes they are. One of them is a cat-nip-aholic.
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